the smell of my desperation has become a stench

2010 The Former Congressman Charles

It’s here! Finally! Twelve months of one neurotic dog and his occasionally coherent partner in crime. My only wish is that my Granny were here to see the photo for the month of February and have her go, “Are them two dogs having sec?”

Once again we’re donating 100% of all proceeds to The Humane Society of Utah, so not only can you keep track of your therapy appointments, you’ll also be helping out an incredible organization that takes care of animals.

Thank you, Charles, for being such a good sport. Although I know you only do it because I always share my cheese.

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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