

Me: “Jon. Punkin just proves that we need a really small dog.”
Jon: “NO NO NO NO NO NO.”
Me: “But—”
Jon: “NO NO NO NO NO NO.”
Me: “But she—”
Jon: “NOOOOOOOOO.”
Me: “Just hold her. HOLD HER.”
Jon: “….. SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!”
Me: “Jon. Punkin just proves that we need a really small dog.”
Jon: “NO NO NO NO NO NO.”
Me: “But—”
Jon: “NO NO NO NO NO NO.”
Me: “But she—”
Jon: “NOOOOOOOOO.”
Me: “Just hold her. HOLD HER.”
Jon: “….. SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!”