the smell of my desperation has become a stench


My sister and her family came by yesterday, and as usual all her kids fought over who got to hold Marlo. This is one of the twins, Noah, and the only way I know it’s not Joshua is because Noah’s hair is slightly longer. Leta still hasn’t figured it out yes and just refers to both of them as That One. They answer to this.

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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