the smell of my desperation has become a stench


Marlo’s adoration of the dogs is almost as passionate as Leta’s hatred of them. She’s particularly fond of Coco (all dogs are called Coco) and will often drape her blankets over her back and climb on top of her like a horse when she’s lying down. Marlo is light enough now that we allow this behavior, and Coco doesn’t seem to mind. When Marlo becomes too heavy, though, we’re just going to let the both of them duke it out.

I’m betting on Baby Rambo.

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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