the smell of my desperation has become a stench

Game changer

All of our holiday decorations have to be out of reach of certain small children, a festive berry wreath seen here hanging five feet off of the ground. We discovered this when we set up the tree Saturday night, when Marlo grabbed every ornament we took out of the box and threw it against the wall. In fact, we had to move the undecorated tree into a room where we can shut the door so she can’t get in and rip the limbs off. She is the Ghost of Holiday Rage.

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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