the smell of my desperation has become a stench

Long lost cousin

We’ve had many people remark that Chuck looks like a feral dog, and one canine expert once told us that he is basically every dog in the world boiled down to one. But to see real feral dogs… and have to do an actual double take. Saw this guy on vacation, wanted to adopt him, husband threatened divorce, yada yada yada. Jon, REMEMBER: I chose you over the strange dog. You over the strange dog.

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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