the smell of my desperation has become a stench

Well fed

We watched this stray dog beg for food for about an hour during lunch one day in Mexico when suddenly he walked over to the middle of the beach and barfed what looked like a gallon of fish. He leisurely turned and took a few steps away from the mess only to have a swarm of gulls swoop down and devour it within seconds, and when he looked back to see what they were doing he charged them like, DUDE! I WAS SAVING THAT FOR LATER!

Very amusing to four people who’ve just had a couple of margaritas with lunch.

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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