the smell of my desperation has become a stench

There are worse ways to spend an afternoon

I developed a taste for beer when I was pregnant with Marlo (quick! call the police! or better! send me a stern email!), had never really been a beer drinker before then. So imagine my delight to discover this Mexican beer which has to be one of the most delicious I’ve ever tasted. And not just because it was on a beach in January, although that didn’t hurt. This is the memory that will propel me through the rest of winter.

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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