the smell of my desperation has become a stench

Mexico, part three

So as not to make you wait any longer, the winner of the dooce® Tenth Anniversary $1,000 Cash Card is comment number 1499, user dfunkmcgunk. You’ll be notified via email very shortly with all the details, including perhaps a suggestion for a nickname for your son. If you read her comment she says she calls him BJ for Baby Jack which she admits is pretty hilarious, but it totally gave me the idea that I should start calling Marlo BM. Get it? Bowel Movement. Oh, shut up. At least I’m not calling her shithead. My own mother calls me a turd.

(not undeservedly)

And now for my last round of Mexico photos so I can finally shut up about that trip.

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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