Marlo is dressed in yellow from head to toe today, so she looks like a walking banana. Thank god for Leta she doesn’t smell like one, otherwise they’d both be throwing their bodies on the floor in distress.
Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.