It was chilly over the weekend, but there was light! And there were flowers! That Marlo did not know to jerk out of the ground and stick in her mouth. Some say that’s the innocence of childhood, but really that’s just being dumb.
Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.