the smell of my desperation has become a stench

New Tunes – Lykke Li

This Swedish artist weaves so many genres of music into her work, and here I’m feeling a total sixties Motown vibe. The video stars Stellan Skarsgård, and at one point while I was watching this I felt exactly like I did during Black Swan and was all WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON. Except there’s no lesbian sex in this video. Sorry, guys. But if you want to send Mila Kunis over to my house I can film us braiding each other’s hair. NO THAT IS NOT A EUPHEMISM, you get your mind out of the gutter, son!

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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