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Kaleidoscope

At Mother’s Day Brunch Leta’s aunt gave her a kaleidoscope, and according to sources it was THE MOST AWESOME THING EVER. I love that we have all these gaming systems and computers and iPads, and yet she can still be struck by the beauty of a cardboard tube stuffed with plastic beads. Oh! And guess what? Today is Friday and that means pizza is on the menu for lunch! NOTHING COULD BE BETTER. Sometimes I wish I could disappear inside her and hide out for awhile.

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Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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