Acting like our home isn’t total chaos all the time, primarily because of the two of them. Okay, primarily because of her. She’s like, what? Who are you talking about? Doesn’t everyone bark for ten straight minutes at a flower moving in the wind?
Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.