The Former Congressman just threw up his entire breakfast all over the floor of the one room in the house that is carpeted. Jon already had to give Coco a bath this morning because she peed in her crate, so he was unhappy with this development and told me to hide the dog so that he doesn’t kill him.

So I’ve disguised him! No, that’s not Chuck. That’s Frank, our other mutt, the one with the weird ears.