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Frank

The Former Congressman just threw up his entire breakfast all over the floor of the one room in the house that is carpeted. Jon already had to give Coco a bath this morning because she peed in her crate, so he was unhappy with this development and told me to hide the dog so that he doesn’t kill him.

So I’ve disguised him! No, that’s not Chuck. That’s Frank, our other mutt, the one with the weird ears.

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Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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