Best way to roast the broomstick. Must try. Five Stars.

She lived

Although when she poses for photos she looks like we’ve had her stuffed.

Definite diagnosis: urinary tract infection.

Other possible diagnosis: Giardia. Symptoms include: diarrhea, excess gas, stomach or abdominal cramps, upset stomach, and nausea. Resulting dehydration may need immediate treatment. I use the word “possible” because they were going to have to send her stool sample back to the lab and charge us an extra $200, but in the interim the treatment was working.

She’s chipper and back to barking at walls.

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Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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