Maggie: “Her name is Nicki Min-EYE.”
Helen Jane: “?????”
Maggie: “I heard her pronounce it that way.”
Me: “Maggie, I’m pretty sure it’s Nicki Min-AHHHJJJ.”
Helen Jane: [staying out of this, staying out of this, staying out of this]
Me: “Here, wait. Let me find that Kanye song where she rhymes it with MENAGE.”
Maggie: “Min-EYE.”
Me: “Min-AHHHJJJ.”
Helen Jane: [STAYING OUT OF THIS]
Me: “Listen to this—”
Maggie: “This is not something I am willing to argue about.”
Me: “Min-AHH—”
Maggie: “Goodnight.”
Helen Jane: “Where are the cookies?”