the smell of my desperation has become a stench


I did a lot of belated spring cleaning over the weekend, and Coco followed me to every room to stand watch and make sure no one interrupted my task. She never left me alone the entire two days. I know I give this dog no end of shit, but damn. Sometimes it’s great to have a real dog around.

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Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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