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Chuck did one of the following: locked Marlo’s door, set up a barbed wire fence, chained her to the bed, cast a spell, smoked a doobie. You’ll never guess which.
Chuck did one of the following: locked Marlo’s door, set up a barbed wire fence, chained her to the bed, cast a spell, smoked a doobie. You’ll never guess which.