the smell of my desperation has become a stench


That’s my sister’s second oldest child, Meredith. She helped me out last week with some childcare, and when I told Marlo who was coming over it was if I had said I was going to recreate Disneyland in the living room.

It’s so weird because I remember taking care of Meredith when she was this age. She was one holy turd back then, but the kid turned out pretty fantastic. So glad I live near my family.

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Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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