This is the thanks I get for cleaning up mountains of vomit for two days in a row. Let’s just say that at the top of my shopping list right now is LIDDED TRASHCAN so that a certain canine can no longer access tampon applicators.
Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.