– Bad Little Children’s Books (I did a few of these myself back in 2006)
– Words used in fanfiction to describe genitals. “Communism stick” was obviously used in a story about Obama.
– Dads are the original hipsters.
– Korean drummer Kwon Soon Keun steals the show. This made me so damn happy.
– The top symbols and trademarks of the world in 1981 and 1982.
– Whiskey Trance, poetry by David John
there were times you wanted to die
and I sat up for hours
trying to make a joke,
imagine you smiling
in the dark.
and maybe you didn’t mind
my boozing, my smoking,
my off-colored remarks
about our future children.
– Gif parade: In Case You Haven’t Barfed Today, Here Comes the Stupidest Fox News Article of All Time
– 500 Worst Passwords Black and White Print
– F. Scott Fitzgerald writes his daughter a letter of advice:
Don’t worry about anybody getting ahead of you
Don’t worry about triumph
Don’t worry about failure unless it comes through your own fault
Don’t worry about mosquitoes
Don’t worry about flies
Don’t worry about insects in general
Don’t worry about parents
Don’t worry about boys
Don’t worry about disappointments
Don’t worry about pleasures
– Epic Gallery: 150 Years Of Lesbians And Other Lady-Loving-Ladies
– A few of my favorite recent tweets: