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Hankering

While New England is getting hit with more horrible weather, it’s going to be about 72 degrees and sunny here today. But of course, this is Utah, and God hates us just as much as everyone else. Come on, we put carrot shavings in jello and serve it at weddings. We are ripe for a giant asteroid.

A huge snowstorm is headed our way tomorrow, but we don’t have nicknames for these acts of nature. We just have closets full of gear and sweaters and scarves and shoes to protect our feet from frostbite. And Prozac. We have Prozac.

Sweater: GAP
Jeans: TOPSHOP
Parka: Dororthy Perkins
Belt: SHOPBOP
Bag: Nordstrom
Scarf: ASOS
Sunglasses: ASOS
Nail Polish: NARS
Wellies: Hunter Boots

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Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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