the smell of my desperation has become a stench

Team nutso

photo of Noah and Marlo by Heather B. Armstrong for

This is Noah, one of my sister’s twin boys, helping Marlo play air hockey against Leta on Thanksgiving. She didn’t understand that she was supposed to slide the puck across the table and instead threw it at Leta’s head. Luckily she inherited her mother’s aim and missed Leta by about two feet.

See that look on her face? Life should be lived just like that.

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Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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