the smell of my desperation has become a stench

The 2012 Giving Thanks Giveaway conclusion

On Wednesday night at 10PM Mountain Time we counted the number of answers to this question asked in the community. The official total at that time was 1,288. Some of my favorite stripper names (ones I might steal if I ever write a work of fiction and am having a hard time coming up with a name for a detective or a wily sheriff):

Choxie Kingsley
Muffin Huntington
Cookie Audubon
Yeeste Inphekshon
Harley Bluecheeks
Put Thataway
Dances with Poles

I love you people.

Using I generated a number:

Contest ID: 926
Community member: rgj123
Stripper name: Midnight Great Falls

Thanks to everyone who participated, and I hope this holiday season brings you joy.

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