the smell of my desperation has become a stench


photo of Bo by Heather B. Armstrong for

You guys remember Bo, right? My sister’s slightly plump Beagle who likes to ROOOOO! and snore and make sexual advances toward Chuck. I hadn’t seen him in several months and got reacquainted on Thanksgiving. The poor thing’s belly pretty much wipes the floor as he walks, and I would be more sad about that fact if it didn’t make him so damn adorable. There was indeed a long overdue cuddling session.

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Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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