You’re not going to find a more adorable preschool picture anywhere. Not possible. Not even if it featured a litter of newborn labradors or a basket of kittens or a bunny in a diaper. This is it. You can all go home now.
Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.