the smell of my desperation has become a stench


I’ll be attending a few holiday parties this year, and almost of them involve family. While I would normally just show up to my mother’s house in my workout clothes, this year I’m thinking I might shower and throw on something that looks like I care. She is the Avon World Sales Leader after all, and it’s the least I could do to show her how much I appreciate everything she’s done for me recently. She’ll see me in something other than a sports bra and totally fall over. I’d catch her, but I’ll be in heels.

Saving the workout clothes for the party at my dad’s house.

Sweater: J. Crew
Jeans: J Brand
Clutch: Nine West
Pumps: Calvin Klein
Nail polish: Sephora
Bracelet: ASOS
Ring: ASOS

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Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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