the smell of my desperation has become a stench

Rabbit rabbit

You guys know about that superstition where you supposed to repeat “rabbit” on the first day of the month to encourage good luck for the duration of the following four weeks, right? No? Now you do. Go tell your mom. Blow her mind.

Dane and Tyrant gave this hat to Marlo for Christmas. My kids notoriously hate having anything in their hair or on their heads, so I was surprised when she pulled this over her head yesterday and kept it on for over four hours. Inside. I don’t think there’s anything other item of clothing that sums up this kid so succinctly. Occasionally gentle, often messy, always getting into everything, and you kind of want to squeeze her to death.

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Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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