the smell of my desperation has become a stench

“We color in here”

This week I’m hosting a few friends at my house who are attending the Altitude Design Summit including Mrs. Helen Jane Hearn who instantly charmed Marlo when she drew a picture of her riding a giraffe. As they were gathering the supplies, Marlo grabbed her by the hand and led her into the dining room while explaining, “We color in here.”

Helen is an amazing illustrator and promised that she’d draw pictures for me and the girls to color today when Leta gets homes from school. Leta requested that she be drawn flying a bird over a house. Marlo wants another picture of her riding a giraffe. I asked for a picture of Ryan Gosling writing me love letters.

Get on it, Helen.

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Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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