the smell of my desperation has become a stench

We all fall down

These are the lovely ladies staying at my house for the week: Leah Peterson on the far right, Amy Turn Sharp next to her, and Anna Beth Chao on her butt in jeans in the snow.

I love how I’m like, ew! You fell! Don’t touch me! And amy is like, HA! Look at this idiot!

Thanks to Tyrant for snapping the photo. He didn’t know how to operate the camera, so I had to give him a detailed lesson: “Hold down the button.”

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Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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