the smell of my desperation has become a stench


For those vocal few of you who have expressed concern over the years concerning the length of Chuck’s nails, you’ll be happy to learn that I now have him on a pretty strict schedule of visiting the groomer every few weeks so that they can trim them. He HATES getting his nails clipped and gets so freaked about the whole procedure that if I try to do it myself he will jerk away and next thing you know I’ve lopped off his ear. Yesterday was one of those appointments and luckily he only tried to shit in the middle of my bed twice.

Coco has had to have her nails trimmed I think a total of once in her entire life. Why? She crazies them off herself.

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Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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