the smell of my desperation has become a stench

Des fleurs

Anna Beth Chao held a mini design camp here in Salt Lake City at my home yesterday. In preparation for the event she taught me how to arrange various vases of flowers (tall, short, wide, funeral wreath), a skill I’ve wanted to learn for quite some time. She gave me three easy tips and while I might not be able to style a shoot for a lifestyle magazine, I could confidently break out a store-bought bouquet into three different lovely tableaux. Yes I did just drop that word into a blog post. Things just got literary, bitches.

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Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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