the smell of my desperation has become a stench


Leta’s piano recitals are very informal events that give students the experience of playing in front of audiences in preparation for a bigger, scarier, more judgmental event. She has to wear formal attire, and even though the guests are not required to I look at her recitals as an excuse to kick off my daily workout uniform. Nothing too dressy or elaborate, just something that says, “I am so proud of your talent that I am willing to shower.”

Blazer: Topshop $50

Sweater: J. Crew $49.99

Belt: Boohoo £6.00

Jeans: The Outnet $89.44

Nail polish: NARS $19

Snake ring: Baublebar $68

Snake cuff: Baublebar $38

Flats: Gap $49.95

Purse: Kenneth Cole $25

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Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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