the smell of my desperation has become a stench

Winter hair

Last night I gave the girls a bath right before they went to bed, and this morning both of them woke up looking like they had been electrocuted. Leta’s hair in particular is so spectacularly thick that I had to spend a good ten minutes getting the tangles out. It was like combing the branches out of this tree except the tree would probably do a lot less screaming.

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Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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