Best way to roast the broomstick. Must try. Five Stars.

And so it is

Marlo got her eyes tested at preschool and they sent home a note saying, “Are you aware that your child can’t see?” So she got tested, and yeah. Her vision is 20/80, and with glasses it’s corrected to 20/40. She wore them for two hours on Saturday, four hours on Sunday, six hours yesterday, eight hours today. Starting tomorrow she has to wear them full time. And now my life will be measured out in increments of WHERE ARE YOUR GLASSES? WHERE ARE YOUR GLASSES? WHERE ARE YOUR GLASSES?

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Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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