Me: “Marlo, you have to move your hips around like this. Watch… see?”
Marlo: “…”
Me: “You can’t just stand there. The hula hoop is not going to move itself.”
Marlo (spins hula hoop with both hands and just stands there): “…”
Me: “See how I’m moving my hips? Your hips have to move it around.”
Marlo (shakes as if a cold shiver has run through her body and then just stands there): “…”
Me: “How about we come back to this later?”
Marlo: “THE WIGGLE ISTHN’T WORKING.”