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Symptoms of the twilight years

So, the vet assures me that Chuck’s incessant rotten egg farting is most likely a result of his advancing age, nothing else, and that I could maybe change his food to see if that would make a difference. Some days it’s worse than others, but recently it’s gotten so bad that I’m having a hard time being in the same room with him. This morning after getting the girls dressed for camp I ran down into my office to grab something off of my desk and the smell contorted my face like I was standing in front of one of those wind machines.

Don’t look so innocent, Chuck. Have some courtesy.

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Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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