the smell of my desperation has become a stench

A firework, a dancing flame

It just happens that one of my girls’ other favorite songs is “Part of Me” by Katy Perry, and again they both know all of the words. I was playing it in the car on the way to school this morning and they were both singing it in the backseat. It wasn’t the first time that I realized, hmm… I don’t think either of them can sing in tune. And neither of them realize it considering how loudly they sing. And I’m going to want to punch anyone who points this out to them and makes them wary of singing at all. Even if it’s out of tune, the sound of your own kid singing is not unlike feeling the Holy Ghost at church, yes I did just go all Mormon on you.

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Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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