the smell of my desperation has become a stench

She did it again

The verdict is in. Didn’t think she could pull it off again considering last year’s performance, and I’m not sure what is up with her school and the wooden/wicker chairs. But Marlo wins again. Best preschool picture, hands down. The look on her face says pretty much everything. No one who looks at this photo is going to sit there and think, “I wonder what this kid is like?”

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Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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