Last night I bought a roasted chicken and sliced all the meat off of the bones onto a cutting board. And then I walked away for two seconds to show Marlo something only to return to find Chuck standing on his hind legs, craning his neck, AND EATING THE ENTIRE THING OFF OF THE COUNTERTOP I THINK THE CAPS LOCK IS CALLED FOR YES.
I seriously hope to god that if he swallowed any bones I had moved to the side of the board that they don’t cut up his digestive system. Because there are years of humiliation ahead.