the smell of my desperation has become a stench

Winter? What winter?

Yesterday Marlo changed clothes approximately six times, once into this summer romper with spaghetti-string straps. It warmed up to 38 degrees and there is no snow in the forecast for at least the next 10 days. I do believe we are in the middle of a drought. This is terrible news for the ski resorts and probably the environment and humankind in general. However, SUMMER DRESSES. If this is the beginning of the apocalypse we’re going out in shorts! And plastic clip-on earrings!

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Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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