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Back in December I bought myself these Ray-Ban folding sunglasses as a Christmas gift (actually it was more of a “Congratulations on Surviving This Shit Show Year” reward). I’d been wearing my old sunglasses for almost three years and thought I could use a change. I learned with the old pair that if I invested in quality they’d last a lot longer, and part of that is I’m a lot more careful with them knowing that I didn’t just pick them up for five bucks from a display next to the checkout line. It also helps that I don’t let Marlo use them to play Pretty Princessth With Sthunglassthesth.

But I will let my mutt model them. And that makes so much sense.

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Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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