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The teen years

I started this website about two months before these guys were born almost 13 years ago, these guys being my sister’s twins Joshua and Noah seen here gathered for Leta’s birthday. See, I’m not lying. They are always wearing clothing smattered with the BYU logo. I would not be surprised if they bathed in navy blue water.

I was there the morning these guys were born, and it’s interesting to think that I have been doing this as long as they have been alive. My website is a moody teen whose voice is cracking in the most adorable way. It would be old enough to pass the sacrament, too!

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Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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