the smell of my desperation has become a stench

Bibbidi bobbidi boo!

Leta asked me yesterday what my favorite movie is, and when I told her I’d have to think really hard about it and it would probably be something she’s never heard of she asked, “Well then, what is your favorite Disney movie?”

Oh, easy! There is only one correct answer to that question and if you disagree with me maybe you should take a long, hard look at yourself in the mirror and ask yourself what you have become.

Cinderella, of course. Duh.

Marlo and Chuck agree. And so should you.

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Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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