Our Lady of Perpetual Depression

Our primary colors are one, two, three…

I thought I had missed the red leaves this year, but I found a few on my hike over the weekend. And they were so red that a certain religious children’s song came ringing through my head:

Our Primary colors are one, two, three–
Red, yellow, and blue.
Each one has a message for you and me.
Each is a symbol true!
Red is for courage to do what is right,
Yellow for service from morning till night.
Blue is for truth in our thought and our deed.
We will be happy when this is our creed.

If only “can recite any lyric from an LDS hymn even though I haven’t sung one in 18 years” were a marketable skill.

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