the smell of my desperation has become a stench

Objects in mirror

I caught the sunset in the side mirror of my car while exploring Antelope Island over the weekend, and instead of turning the car around I just snapped this shot because it makes it look like I am driving a bronze car. That pretty much fits my persona, no? I need a stick figure family on the back window where even the girls are dressed in yoga pants and one of the dogs is lifting his leg to pee on us.

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Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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