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Feeling mod

I have traditionally preferred boots that hit me closer to the knee thinking that boots like these would make me and my skinny legs look more like a chicken. But then I took a risk, bought these (admittedly not as short as the Chelsea boot) and now wear them with everything. I am embracing my inner Chicken. It’s ankle boot season, so Chelsea boot, here I come.

1. Chooka Chelsea Bootie $48.70

2. Chocolate Leather Chelsea Boots $79

3. Capelli New York Mademoiselle Bootie $24.99

4. Age Vintage Chelsea Boots $124

5. Miz Mooz Marcella Chelsea Boot $19.95

6. däv Glasgow Weatherproof Chelsea Rain Bootie $74.95

7. The Flexx Tortilla Ankle Boot $129.95

8. Hunter Original Chelsea Boot $125

9. Capelli New York Jelly Boot $19.99

10. Tan Metal Trim Chelsea Boot $76

11. Short Tassel Rain Boots $40.49

12. Patsy Flexi Sole Chelsea Boots $47.38

13. Bam Bam Chain Chelsea Boots $75

14. Bamboo Charm Chelsea Boots $27.40

15. Chinese Laundry Britt Bootie $39

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Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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