the smell of my desperation has become a stench

Professor Chuckles

We had to do something with Leta’s old eyeglasses after she got her new ones last night. Lucky for Chuck. JUST KIDDING CALM DOWN. I’m keeping these in a safe place should she lose or damage her current ones just so that she has an immediate, albeit flawed backup in the interim. I’m imagining all these emails from optometrists detailing every single way I’m doing it wrong. And to each one I’m going to say, did you see how adorable he was in these? He’s like a character in a romantic movie about Victorian England, and he plays some sort of bumbling gentlemen completely unaware of his charms.

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Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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