the smell of my desperation has become a stench

Fun day on the job

Just opened my latest Stitch Fix package and died when I saw this asymmetrical jacket. It’s this interesting blend of suede and leather, and the cut is super sexy and flattering. At least on me. Not so much on a mutt.

I’d been disappointed with a few of the items from some recent packages thinking, “Do they think I am getting dressed up to go play shuffleboard with the other retirees?” So they stepped it up with this one. Yes, I’m 39 years old, but that does not mean I have lost all my spunk. Or maybe it does because who the hell uses “spunk” without slapping themselves for doing so?

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Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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